A drunken Dwarf I be

[Gregor Stoutbelly]

Arg, didn' ya kno tha al dwarves be' speken wit da scotish acc'nt?

da drunk'n Palamath'n be tha rad far me, wa trad a ba tak'n up I han't pick'd. Mayb' a blacksmith, or a stonecutter a ba bu' in my stupor I cana d'cid'.

An a diplomatee ba tha choic' a Palamath'n lik' I will ba.

I hop my drunk'n stupor don't offened ya non' but it be a tavern so l'ts harv som' fun

[Pirotess]

Greetings and well met Gregor. Welcome to our tiny corner of the Vanguard universe.

[froma]

Tiny, yet expanding!

Howdy Gregor.

[Jaeth]

Welcome aboard, Gregor!

[Attrus]

Welcome Gregor!

[Gregor Stoutbelly]

Da ya kna ha if thar ba any guilds r'cruiting y't. A hop to actually be involved with tha mor involv'd p'opl o tha land. thos tha devle deep inta tha land far many days an' nights. (Several real life hours and preferably roleplayers. I tend to play more then i know that i should and would like to find a guild that has a large number (40+) of people that also find the time to play longer hours.)

I would consider running on' mys'lf if thar ba nough int'rst. Would rath'r ba an offic'r ar a peon. Ke'p ma infarm'd. thank ya lads an madam's

[Greymain]

Welcome wee fella - you will have had ya tea? That some accent you have there laddie. Ah yer no a Gregor of the clan Stoutbelly, those notorious Haggis stealers from Glen Knockie?

[Gregor Stoutbelly]

Bah tea ba far dim silly pointy ears. Ale be da brew a da dwarves an ha dar ya insult da Stoutbelly Clan we har long been da defenders a da trade roads b'tween da elf and dwarven lands. Many a Stoutbelly had died horably protect'n the likes oh you and ya go an insult dam ba call'n em tives from da Glen Knocki. Those wreched backstabers wouldn' knaw honor if it bit dem in da arse.
I will suggest ta ya that you nar insult a dwarfs family espcially when he is at the bottom oh 'is 'igth mug oh ale.
<takes a big swing and slams his mug down on the counter>

BAR KEEP I could do wit another. An git all these NICE people a round o wha thar hav'n.
<tosses a few coins down>

[Yoshi]

Originally Posted by Gregor Stoutbelly

Da ya kna ha if thar ba any guilds r'cruiting y't. A hop to actually be involved with tha mor involv'd p'opl o tha land. thos tha devle deep inta tha land far many days an' nights. (Several real life hours and preferably roleplayers. I tend to play more then i know that i should and would like to find a guild that has a large number (40+) of people that also find the time to play longer hours.)

I would consider running on' mys'lf if thar ba nough int'rst. Would rath'r ba an offic'r ar a peon. Ke'p ma infarm'd. thank ya lads an madam's

Hiahiahia... im not sure about what im going to say but, is this really the scotish accent? or is the effect of some bounch of beers during long time ? im sure im wrong with this .

In fact, im sure that this will be the moment of a nice drunken Dwarf...

Congrats Gregor ... You are the first dwarf i have ever seen at any forum

Welcome

[Aredhel]

ahhh...A Dwoorf, 'av we now?

*sits down and looks over the bar edge at the face slowly sliding downwards*

Well now! Welcome!

So...a "stupor" ar'ee in, then?! tis t' mahn'r o'which ye drink th't curs'z ye, Man! E'n a dwoorf 'as mah'ners when 'e's a-drinkin', which iz nigh all dey, ah'd b'thinkin'! Ye drink'n stout, now, ar'ee? Dere be t'probleem!

*motions to the bar keep with a wink*

'ere now! Try eet! 'tis frum Lycrist's cu'berd, it tis, an' ye knoow 'ow dem bards drink now.....