D***ed infernal magic box they call a Computer

[Traxxis]

Some times I hate my computer. There are times we actually lived back in the darkages. Things were so much simpler. If you had a problem with someone that couldn't be setteled through talking. you simply killed them and got on with your life however short it might be.

I am not the smartest tool in the shed I'll admit that much. The damed thing gets on my nerves when it sits here and laughs at me. Cause I have donesomething wrong or can't figure it out for an hour or so.

There has been several times I have wantted to drag it out into the street and proceed to Wail on it with my baseball bat or closest thing to a club I can get my hands on. Then get in my Jacked up Bronco and run over it several times. Finally finishing it off with my 12 gauge shotgun. And maybe a good swift kick to a few of the remaining fragments.

However it sits there and smiles Cause it knows I can't affod to run right out and buy a new one to replace it. Like it would matter much. The new one would be even smarter then the old one.

By the Gods its a vicious circle.

It took me over an hour to get my signiture rehosted on a sight that wouldn't link the picture to the rest of my supermotors page. And a couple of PM's to Lightining Who is a vary patient and forgiving person.

That is all my Rant is over.

[Blood_Raven]

beautifully said good sir. I def. like the over kill on the comp. Bat, club, car shotgun...then right when you think its gonna get even more destructive you Tarintino it...and bring it back to a kick. Im inspired, im gonna go break my compu..........

[Butane]

So... i take it you hate defragging :P
Coincedental, i threw my old computer off my roof onto my driveway, THAT was fun. THIS is still a piece of s**t, but who cares, its better than what i came from, and gets done what i require it to do. Problem is, bitch dies whenever i do something remotely close to being wrong.