[Gregor Stoutbelly]

Bah tea ba far dim silly pointy ears. Ale be da brew a da dwarves an ha dar ya insult da Stoutbelly Clan we har long been da defenders a da trade roads b'tween da elf and dwarven lands. Many a Stoutbelly had died horably protect'n the likes oh you and ya go an insult dam ba call'n em tives from da Glen Knocki. Those wreched backstabers wouldn' knaw honor if it bit dem in da arse.
I will suggest ta ya that you nar insult a dwarfs family espcially when he is at the bottom oh 'is 'igth mug oh ale.
<takes a big swing and slams his mug down on the counter>

BAR KEEP I could do wit another. An git all these NICE people a round o wha thar hav'n.
<tosses a few coins down>