[Salty Dog]

Good evenin' mates!

I'm the Salty Dog and me ol' shipmate, The Drunken Dwarf asked me to come over an' 'elp 'em keep a tight ship. Seein' that he's the reason I still got my one good eye, I couldn't say no to the ol' sea dog.

I got a few simple rules.

No fightin' on the forums. Save it fer them scurvy critters in th' game.
No harrasin' yer shipmates. We all gotta live in close quarters here.
No advertisin' fer gold and stuff. This one really gets me steamed up, and ye don't wanna see me steamed up. If yer one o' them farmer types lookin' ta sell yer booty, yer in the wrong place. You'll be walkin' the plank if ya try that on my watch!
No sellin stuff. Take that junk over ta ebay and get rid of it.
Keep it safe fer the little swabbies. We got munchkins on this ship and they don't need ta be seein' any o' that rubbish. Think about what yer sayin' and if ya wouldn't say it in front o' yer boss' kids, don't say it here!

I don't wanna have to keelhaul ya, so keep on doin' what ya been doin' and we'll be fine. The Dwarf said he has a good crew over here.

Now where's the ale?

(ooc) Hi all! I'll be helping The Drunken Dwarf moderate the forums. Glad to meet all of you, and happy to be part of the team.