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Originally Posted by Fadeyn
I knew my sick humor wasn't going to be lost on everyone . . . so if I offended you Fisty I appologize
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Hmm... No, you didn't offend me, I am very hard to offend - basically two things will offend me: 1 - say all fat people are ugly (I'm built like a 5'6" dwarf, you do the math, but I'm beautiful damnit!) 2 - insult my playing ability (I don't get that very often anymore being in the top guild on the server... but every so often someone will see a girl rogue and go WTF, she must suck... them's fightin' words.)
The first time you mentioned it it was funny, the second time I took the opportunity to smack you down. Seriously, try playing a girl in an MMO - there is a reason I play a dwarf and not a wood elf, that $%&# gets bloody annoying when you get come ons every time you want to play.
My farovite alt is an Erudite SK... those who played EQ after luclin will know that Erudite females are very beautiful and well endowed.. anyway, I was in PC killing Flergs for fun and profit (well, okay, fun and a ding every 20 minutes) some high level enchanter came up to me and said "hi busty" I hadn't gotten that kind of thing in a while so I thought it was funny, thanked him for the C1, and said "meet my fiance," who was standing right next to me giving me damage shield and regen. Any way.. not that big of a deal but the next day my fiance was running around on one of his many storage mules in the next zone over (a female half elf)... the same guy comes up and says "hey pussy". To which my fiance replied "I'm a guy, and leave my fiance alone." That was reason enough for me to log on, luckally he wasn't playing anon. I logged on my main and hunted him down - he was in another low level zone, I'm assuming picking on the females, and dueled him. It was slow going.. I spent about 20 minutes being mezed.. but eventually he zoned out and logged when he realized he was just going to run out of mana and I was gonna beat the snot out of him.
Anyhow.. long off subject story there.. but yes, it was funny - the first time, the second time it was annoying.. and I deal with annoying men by taking their heads off. :twisted:
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Originally Posted by Fadeyn
The only thing that means more to me in this world than her and her daughter is getting to spend as much time as humanly possible with them once I am out of the military.
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My fiance always says "can I keep you?" my response is always the same: "they would have to pry me off with a crow bar and beat me to death with it." He is in the Air Force, 21 years and still going, he is being sent overseas in spring and I am going with him. Why have you not married her and brought her to Germany? Just wondering.