[Herne]

I went to New Turglwurgly or whatever its called the other day. I was looking for the woman to shift myself and a mate over to fairy land to laugh att he elves. Have you SEEN the bloomin back streets of that place? Thousands upon thousands of identical looking slums with so many objects to load my 7950 got out of my machine to thump me and complain, my ram took the 1st flight to Brazil and my cpu started to hit the bottle! There are guard there, but they are as much use as a one legged guy in an arse kicking contest!

GIVE US IN GAME CITY MAPS...if i can buy one for London, Madrid, LA, anywhere....why can't i have one for VG...explore the wilds sure, but i want to find my way in cities without spending HOURS stuck in back streets lagging like a 10 foot section of fibreglass matting in my loft!




disclaimer: there may be some exageration of the numbers used in this missive to enhance dramatic effect without diminishing the meaning in any way.