I think I can apply that to my first MMO experience too
1. You just started FFXI and you thought killing rabbits outside San d'Oria was the coolest thing in the world.
2. You would …. I mean you would see people asking for just a few gil
3. You would ugoogle over the level 60 red mage standing next to the guards for at least 20 min. Then she might cast Refresh and Phalanx and you have to clean yourself.
4. ( Can't apply that

)
5. /say Can I get a port to Holla please
6. /tell white mage Can I get a port to Holla please
7. /g ZONE!!!!!!
8. /g WHO keeps breaking SLEEP!
9. Two words…………. CRABS SUCK
10. /yell GOBLIN TO GATE!
11. Your first level lost from death
12. Your first group in Valkurm Dunes
13. Your first run to the safe entryway in Qufim. Sneak/Invis FTW!
14. LFG in Jeuno endlessly
15. Camping the Ochiudo's Kote …………..for 2 months straight
(Rest aren't applicable)
But yeah

Fun times.